Grizzly Panda Bear Cub born in Malacca Zoo

MALACCA - What it is suppose to be an experiment proved as an achievement to researchers in genetic engineering in Malacca Zoo where a new cub is born. Grizzly Panda Bear also renamed as "Grizzda" is a cross-breeding program between a grizzly bear and panda awed the crowd and nation after being produced the first cub within the zoo captive borders. It is told that the cub looks like a panda with longer fur like a grizzly bear.

"Due to global warming, grizzly bear and panda are becoming an extinct animal very soon as their natural habitat is diminishing. Our cross-breeding made those two species to be more tolerant with our surroundings and hence to continue the linkage of two different bear breeds in the world," explained the zoo captive breeder.

Their diet consist of meat and bamboo shoots as grizzly bear loves fresh meat while panda likes bamboo shoots. Asked how this going to effect the cub, "We are not sure which is preferred by the cub but we hope it likes meat as it is so difficult to get bamboo shoots. Due to global warming, bamboo shoots are no where to be seen and many of our bamboo cutters end up having bodily itch which ends up scratching themselves."

The cub currently located in the zoo with its parents and can be viewed by public from February 30th onwards. -Lynn-

Garuda Airlines New Ambassador

JAKARTA - Garuda Airlines recently announced their latest ambassador for their airlines to continue promoting throughout worldwide, Jessica Alba. It is said that Miss Alba loves to fly in Garuda Airlines because its so rich in Indonesian culture that she totally fell in love with it. However, rumours indicated that Jessica Alba actually fell in love with the CEO of Garuda Airlines but it is declined by Jessica Alba herself. 

"Other airlines are actually jealous of my decision to represent Garuda Airlines. It is fully my genuine interest to represent them as I really love the services and the food provided on the airlines. I normally fly in Garuda Airlines to any parts of the world for either vacation or job purposes and end up gaining 20 pounds after landing because of their food is so rich in culture that made me to eat more," explained by the world known actress with a gleeful expression.

The CEO of Garuda Airlines expressed his utmost appreciation to Jessica Alba to consider and representing them, "It is my greatest pleasure to welcome Jessica Alba aboard as she is our favorite customer and always welcomed in our planes to assist the expansion of our airlines. She never treats herself as a guest on our planes and always up to help us service to other customers."

For now there is no future plans for Jessica Alba to switch airlines unless the airlines bankrupt themselves. -Lynn-

Scientific Breakthrough by Malaccan Scientist

MALACCA- Local research center in Malacca Planetarium have recently made a breakthrough by creating a gadget that could contact living beings from planet Mars. According to the spokesperson, Abdul Wajib Hassan, it is said that the telecommunication gadget was funded by Malacca Government as part of Melaka Maju 2010 project.

"The prime minister is very happy that we found the means of communication between us in Earth and creatures living in Mars. We made the state and nation proud of our findings and we expect that the whole world would now look Malaysia as a developed country as we proved to them that we are smart and able to achieve such feat in worldwide recognition," says the Chief Minister of Malacca after publicly announcing in a press-conference during "Clean Malacca River" program.

Plans to do more scientific research on living beings on Mars continue in Malacca Planetarium as they continue to communicate with  Martians to create a bond so that those aliens won't be attacking Earth anytime soon. It is also said that the Martians love Malacca so much that if they plan to conquer the world, especially United States of America, they would not attack Malacca as they felt that Malaccans and Malaysians are lovely people to interact with. -Lynn-

Nation's Roundest Roundabout

MALACCA- Recently announced by Malaysia's Book of Records that the nation's roundest roundabout record are held by the state of Malacca. The said roundabout it located opposite to Malacca International Trade Centre (MITC), are in perfect round shaped as it is being measured by officials of the records department. It is said that it took 100 engineers to construct the roundabout into perfect shape as Malacca Chief Minister would not be happy with any mistakes as it is his lifetime achievement to uphold Malacca's name in public arena.

According to a spokesperson, Andrew Thomas, this roundabout took 3 years to erect to its perfection. "This roundabout is all about our technics of execution and is our pride of engineering feat. We see countries erect tallest towers in the world such like in Taipei or longest bridge such as in China and we feel we are upto our standards to compete with the world with our roundest roundabout in the world."

The roundabout currently hold one of the greatest tourist attraction, Malacca Planetarium, as its strategic location and shape made many people visit all the way to Malacca. One of the tourist, Sharina Shah, commented her awe on such iconic engineering feat, "Wah, betul-betul bulat!".

At present, the country still awaits the roundabout to be measured by officials from Guiness World Book of Records to certify the title of "Roundest Roundabout in the World". -Lynn-

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