Helmets for Everyone

KUALA LUMPUR - JPJ have announced that effective of 31st April, all motorcyclist are required to use helmets while riding their motorcycles not excluding Singhs with turbans. Currently, all Singhs who wears a turban doesn't need to wear helmets due to helmets doesn't come in sizes to fit their turbans in. 

JPJ spokesperson added that safety of all motorcyclist are their top priority which resulted the recent research and development of helmets which can be used by all Singh men nation wide. The helmet is more elongated than the normal rounded helmet for other users which are expected to be highly demanded for the couple of months in order to fulfill JPJ requirements.

According to JPJ, all helmets now can be found and bought in all motorcycle shops and accessory shops. "This would not pose any trouble to consumers to find those helmets as we already made sure that the product is easily accessible anywhere in Malaysia including grocery shops in rural areas," stated chief officer Khamis. "Our main duty here is to make sure all motorcyclist are safe and considering minorities safety as well. We should put them as our priority too as they are human just like us," he added.

Helmets are sold in all retail outlets throughout nation. - Lynn -

New car model released by Honda

TOKYO - Officials confirm that a new car model is released in Tokyo by world's biggest car producer, Honda, last week. After the released of Honda City which is currently a popular demand in the world, Honda CEO decided to release a new model sequel to the current model Honda City, Honda State.

According to Honda's spokesperson, the car comes in various new features which would blow consumer's mind. It is stated that the car is the next generation version and comes in a very futuristic characteristics. The car is fitted accordingly to every customer's needs and wants. It can be customized to all likings of the customer.

The car is designed to multitask in every situation which gives the consumer the liberty to travel anywhere in the world. Other than normal average car which is used to drive, this car have flying and floating features where drivers can choose which mode they wish to travel.

"A car that can fly, float and driven on road. What else can you expect?" stated by avid fans of Honda manufacturing. "Nowadays all cars have airbags, heated seats, breaking systems. Having new features such like this would interest us more and I'm proud to be one of the first owners of the car," stated the customer after placing an early booking of Honda State at a local showroom. However, every motorist have to possess additional license to fly and sail in order to use all the features fully. 

With the futuristic features available for the car, it is expect market demand for Honda products would shoot up and indirectly would increase demands for additional licenses needed to use the car.

The car is expected to be released to public and sold worldwide in on February 31st 2011. - Lynn -

Unidentified Object Spotted

KUALA LUMPUR - At approximately around 10pm yesterday, tourist visiting KLCC spotted an unidentified object flying around the famous Petronas Twin Towers. It is said that the U.F.O was spotted by a tourist from China who is busy video taping the Kuala Lumpur scenic view via Sony Cybershot camcoder.

According to the tourist, Keh Poh Chee, the flying object was circling around the tower with wings. Further description of the U.F.O draws an image that it carries a bow and arrow, and seemed very much naked with only leaves covering its private parts. "I was video taping the traffic jam down at the streets. Malaysia very bad traffic. Suddenly don't know where it came, naked, curly hair, flying thing came front window. I record and it shoots arrows at me. But I'm smart and move but my husband stupid. It hit my husband and he ran away with a lady standing behind me shouting she is his first love!"

Artistic sketch of the unidentified flying object magnified from the video clip taken by witness.

Scientist all over the world are baffled with the discovery and continously fleeting into Malaysia to watch the video clip recorded in order to investigate its origin. "This spotting made a revelation that not all U.F.O flies in spaceships. We can also conclude that this U.F.O sighting proved that they don't need to be very much scientifically advanced than us on Earth and can always be primitive creatures", stated by one of the scientist from USA, Dick Bieste, after reviewing the video clip.

Nothing else can be concluded by the Malaysian government as all research are currently taking place in National Science Centre to find more source of that object. - Lynn -