Scientific Breakthrough by Malaccan Scientist

MALACCA- Local research center in Malacca Planetarium have recently made a breakthrough by creating a gadget that could contact living beings from planet Mars. According to the spokesperson, Abdul Wajib Hassan, it is said that the telecommunication gadget was funded by Malacca Government as part of Melaka Maju 2010 project.

"The prime minister is very happy that we found the means of communication between us in Earth and creatures living in Mars. We made the state and nation proud of our findings and we expect that the whole world would now look Malaysia as a developed country as we proved to them that we are smart and able to achieve such feat in worldwide recognition," says the Chief Minister of Malacca after publicly announcing in a press-conference during "Clean Malacca River" program.

Plans to do more scientific research on living beings on Mars continue in Malacca Planetarium as they continue to communicate with  Martians to create a bond so that those aliens won't be attacking Earth anytime soon. It is also said that the Martians love Malacca so much that if they plan to conquer the world, especially United States of America, they would not attack Malacca as they felt that Malaccans and Malaysians are lovely people to interact with. -Lynn-